We have been experiencing a series of attacks on our shower facilities. Not the showers in the old WWII barracks, but in the rental shower trailers. The trailers are leased and placed near the large modular sleeping tents, for soldiers showers. Well, sombody has been crapping in the showers. Every few days a soldier will discover an unpleasant surprise when going to take a shower. Jack the Shitter has struck. He's also known as the Phantom Shitter. (I'm just assuming it's a male; given the 3700 to 200 ratio of men to women, the odds are in favor of that assumption.)
Some suspect the aviators, because they are known for outrageous behavior. However, we had a similar problem before the aviators arrived, although the MO was different. The earlier problem may have been the act of somebody really drunk; it was in a stall, and the walls had been smeared. The recent events were just a deposit in a shower.
Others suspect our Iraqi interpreters, believing that even though they are working for the US, they still harbor animosity, which they work out in the shower. I dunno. I suggested they take a DNA sample. No leads yet.
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