Monday, August 22, 2005

Y'all get cleaned up for dinner


A graveled field separates our chow hall from the soldier housing area, and many soldiers walk across it on the way to chow. Others, like me, stumble across it because it is nearly paved with large rocks, some as big as your head, most about fist size, smaller ones mixed in. The rocks are a way of avoiding walking through mud when it rains.

Lately the field has been prepared for future operations by grading it flat and mostly level, with some slope to account for run off. The rocks have been turned under and covered with dirt. As part of the process, Hesco barriers are being erected to protect soldiers from rocket attacks. Hesco barriers are 6 foot cubes made of strong wire mesh lined with a heavy fabric. Picture making a thick flexible fabric out of cement. The barriers are shipped folded flat. After being unfolded and emplaced, usually several in a row shoulder to shoulder, the cubes are scoop-loaded full of dirt. A quick, and I suppose relatively cheap, way to shield soldiers from indirect fire.

Soldiers continue to walk across the field as it is prepped, but risk getting dusted. A stiff breeze blows across the field, and as a scoop loader gobbles up a huge bucket of earth from the trucked-in piles, a thick cloud of dirt kicks up. This cloud rides the wind and attacks across the field, engulfing unwary soldiers and completely swallowing them, like The Blob. After disappearing briefly, the soldier reappears, usually stumbling, head down, face and eyes twisted shut, and often waving at the dust like it’s smoke in the face.

At dinner time it’s usually about 115 degrees, so even after the cloud moves on much of it is left stuck to the perspiring soldier.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear "One Guy",

I've been reading your blog for awhile now and just wanted to tell you how much I enjoy it.

I also wanted to say Thank You for your service to our country.

Christie

SquirrleyMojo said...

Looks like a mine field to me.

That's how stupid my eyes are.

Mike said...

Ah, where would we be without wanting to fight over some shitty third world jungle or desert? (No offense to Iraqis).

Why can't we fight in the nice parts of the world? You know, Rumble on the Riveria, Battle of the Bahamas, or Last Stand on the Yucutan.

Oh, and two things I thought you might appreciate, Oneguy.

First, a quote I thought was pretty funny from a Sgt. over with you in the Sandbox. "There's a lot of reasons for a guy to take up an AK-47 against us. Maybe we killed his dad in the first Gulf War. Maybe we killed him in this one. Maybe he's just a dick."

And a funny joke:
In the USAF, basic Airmen (E-1 through E-4 or so) tend to play basketball for physical activity. Sgts. tend to play volleyball. Junior officers tend to play baseball/softball. Field grade officers like to play raquetball, and O-6 and above enjoy golf.

The lesson?

The higher the rank, the smaller the balls.

He he he...figured I could get away with telling my Det.'s Sergeants that one, but probably not the Captain, and definitely not the Colonel. :-p